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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

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ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

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meladoodle:

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

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excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

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